Two little boys were visiting their grandmother, and she took them to a restaurant for lunch.
They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.
Finally, their grandmother grinned at the server and said, "Just bring them bread and water."
One of the little boys looked up and quavered, "Can I have ketchup on it?"
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Dr Bob Griffin
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “