03/12/18 Grif.Net - New Acronyms for Old Folks

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Robert Griffin

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Mar 12, 2018, 10:34:52 AM3/12/18
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I’ve tried to be up-to-date and hip with all the new texting acronyms, but now I’m finding Senior Citizens (like me) are using it as a new "private language" with meanings far different than ruddy youth might think:

 

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

 

ROFL,CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Can't Get Up

 

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

 

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

 

LOL: Living On Lipitor

 

OMG: Oh My Grandchildren!

 

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

 

IMHMO: In My HMO...

 

RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

 

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

 

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