I’ve tried to be up-to-date and hip with all the new texting acronyms, but now I’m finding Senior Citizens (like me) are using it as a new "private language" with meanings far different than ruddy youth might think:
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
ROFL,CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Can't Get Up
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
LOL: Living On Lipitor
OMG: Oh My Grandchildren!
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
IMHMO: In My HMO...
RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"