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Robert Griffin

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May 1, 2019, 10:13:41 AM5/1/19
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[First weekday of the month? Yep. More puns a’comin’]

An auto club tow truck stopped beside me at a street light today and the driver’s head was down and he was wiping away tears. I thought to myself, "That guy's headed for a breakdown!"

Most weight lifters are biceptual.

 

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render.

 

My friend is a moonshine artist and excells at "still life".

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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