07/30/21 Grif.Net - Two-line Terrible Jokes (part 1)

[Robert Griffin]

Girls used to call me ugly until they found out how much money I have.

Now they call me ugly and poor.

 

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I broke my finger last week.

On the other hand, I’m okay.

 

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The Lord said unto John “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.
But John came fifth and all he got was a toaster.

 

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I threw a boomerang a few years ago.

I now live in constant fear.

 

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My wife accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort.

 

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Someone stole my mood ring.

I don’t know what to feel

 

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They tell us “Just say no to drugs”.

But if you’re talking to drugs, it may be too late.

 

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I gave up dating French tennis players.

Evidently, love means nothing to them

 

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You know what they say about cliffhangers.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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