01/15/10 Grif.Net - Ten MORE Things You Don't Want to Hear in Surgery

[Dr. Bob]

#10 ~ Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

#9 ~ Hand me that, uh, that uh, thingie.

#8 ~ Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hey, this guy's got two of 'em!

#7 ~ Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

#6 ~ Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration
off.

#5 ~ I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

#4 ~ Sterile, schmerile. The OR floor's clean, right?

#3 ~ Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?

#2 ~ Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.

#1 ~ Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Bonus: ~ Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!

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Dr Bob Griffin
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