01/08/24 Grif.Net - More Thoughts on New Year Resolutions
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[Someday, we'll look back on 2023, laugh nervously, and change the subject. But now I am thinking about 2024 and considering minor changes that need to be made.]
>I will adopt a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
>The next time a computer beats me at chess, I will not try to win at kick boxing.
>I will be really easy to get along with once everyone learns to worship me.
>If my wife begins to sound reasonable, I will up my medication.
>I'll try being nicer, but only if my co-workers try being smarter.
>I will go to a doctor to find out what my problem is, but I'll bet it's hard for a psychiatrist to pronounce.
>I have plenty of talent and vision. Need to work on the fact that I just don't care.
>If I have a heart attack in an elevator, I will be sure to push the up button.
>I will always drive what I think is the right speed. Anybody going slower than me is an idiot, and anyone going faster than me is a maniac.
>I will never put off until tomorrow what I can avoid altogether.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
