[Like my daily posting of minion humor or the grif net blog, my buddy Scott down the street in Casper shares his daily “grins and groans”. Saved some of the best of them from the past few months to share with you.]
Dry-erase whiteboards in school classrooms are pretty remarkable.
Espresso may not be the answer for everything, but it’s worth a shot.
Scientists have succeeded in growing human vocal cords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.
My recliner and I go waaaay back.
One way for police departments to cut costs is to let prisoners take their own mug shots and call them cellfies.
They say there's safety in Numbers, but personally I prefer Deuteronomy.
If you can't think of a word, say, "I can't remember it in English." That way, people will think you're bilingual, instead of an idiot.
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"