10/16/25 Grif.Net - Odd Word Plays Because I Can

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Oct 16, 2025, 11:55:36 AMOct 16

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[Collection of oddities that struck my funny bones]

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

Where do bumblebees go to use the restroom?

At the BP station.

What’s the difference between a steak and a shooting star?

One is meaty and the other is a little meteor.

Conjunctivitis.com is a sight for sore eyes

When I bought a dozen bees from a beekeeper, he gave me 13. Being honest I pointed out I had one too many.

He said, “Keep it. Consider it a freebie.”

What’s the most important part when telling a joke timing.

Who’s the coolest worker in the hospital?

The hip replacement guy.

~~~

Dr. Bob Griffin

“Jesus knows me, this I Love”