12/21/22 Grif.Net - Preparing for Gifts

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[Plan how to respond when you receive a Christmas gift you just don’t like. You might say . . .]

 

10. Hey! There's a gift!

 

9. Well, well, well ...

 

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

 

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

 

6. Wow, this is a hot gift.  I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though.  There are lots of unexplained fires.

 

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

 

4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

 

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

 

2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

 

1. "I really don't deserve this."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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