07/09/18 Grif.Net - Dieting Thoughts

[Robert Griffin]

[Next week we’ll devote a whole week of humor to my failing diet attempts]

 

My new diet consists of seven cheat days each week.

 

Actually, the second day of a diet is easier than the first.  By the second day, I’m off it.

 

The most restraint I ever show is when I allow cookie dough to be baked into cookies.

 

I always eat the entire carton of ice cream at one sitting so I will not be tempted to eat ice cream later.

 

I’m thinking of increasing the number of days I lie about going to the gym.

 

My doctor said I should not have intimate dinners for four, unless, of course, there are three other people present.

 

My wife made me a green hamburger to celebrate St Patrick’s Day. I asked her how she colored it and she said she didn't know what I was talking about.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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