Three visitors to London climbed up the parliament tower that houses Big Ben and decided to have a contest. They planned to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground.
The first tourist threw his watch, took three steps and heard his watch crash. The second threw his watch and only got two steps when he heard his watch shatter.
The third tossed his watch off the tower, jogged down the stairs, went to a candy store to buy a snack, then walked back to Big Ben and caught his watch.
"How did you do that?" asked one of his friends.
"My watch is 30 minutes slow."
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"