10/15/21 Grif.Net - Lame Jokes from Columbus Day
Robert Griffin
[Celebrated Columbus Day and found assorted lame jokes related to this during the week]
How did Christopher Columbus pay for his trip to the new land?
He used his Discover card.
What was the biggest event in 1492?
Natives discovered a confused Columbus.
Was Columbus a big sports fan?
Yes. He rooted for the Mariners in baseball and against the Vikings in football.
Was Columbus a good students?
No. Just average and always willing to work at C-Level.
How did the crew of the Santa Maria wash their clothes?
They used tide.
How was Columbus’s ship like Black Friday shoppers?
They’re both driven by sales!
Lee Trevino famously replied about celebrating Columbus Day
“Columbus went around the world in 1492.
That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"