08/21/17 Eclipse Totality Grif.Net - Eclipse Humor

[Robert Griffin]

We’re holding an Eclipse Party this morning, so I decided to bring a light snack.

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How do you organize a solar eclipse party? You planet.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?  Eclipse it.

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Heard that NASA is not planning more lunar landings because the calendar says the moon is full.

 

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The teachers brought their solar eclipse glasses to school because they were told they’d have bright students this year.

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In preparation for this morning’s eclipse, a friend stayed up all night, wondering where the sun had gone.  Then it dawned on him.

 

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I’m finding that a total solar eclipse is like a cookie.  It can't stop after one bite.

 

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Friend in England said, “If the US has an eclipse and  we can’t watch it, why are they even having it?”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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