03/10/08 Grif.Net - 60th Birthday Week, #1

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[All week long I'm indulging in BIRTHDAY HUMOR. Why? On March 14th, 1948,
Bud and Helen Griffin had a tiny baby boy. Were they alive today, they might
not recognize the 6'6", 320# "frail" baby celebrating the day his mom did
all the work. But I am learning some hard truths:]

I know I'm turning 60 this week because...

...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

...I feel like the morning after, and I haven't been anywhere.

...My little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

...My children are beginning to look middle-aged.

...My mind makes contracts my body can't keep.

...I look forward to a dull evening.

...My knees buckle and my belt won't.

...My back goes out more than I do.

...I sink my teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

And the worst?

...I finally know all the answers, but nobody asks me the questions!

~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
"Jesus knows me, this I love"