02/28/20 Grif.Net - Even MORE Marriage Counseling with Wayne & Mary
Robert Griffin
Mary and I once had to appear in court for domestic problems. The judge asked Mary, "Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Mary replied, "Because the table was too heavy!"
Not too long ago Mary went to a fortune teller who asked, "So, did you come to find out about your husband's future?"
Mary answered, "Heavens no! I came to find out about his past. Then I'll decide his future!"
Mary told me that a married man should simply forget all his mistakes.
Then added, “There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.”
Mary said, “Quick! You vacuum and dust and I'll clean the bathroom and scrub the floor.”
I had to ask, “What's the rush?”
She replied, “The cleaning lady is coming over in an hour.”
Mary asked, “Do you love me?”
Wayne responded: “Yes, dear.”
Mary then added “Would you die for me?”
Wayne had to say “No. Mine is an undying love.”
*** ANSWERS to Yesterday’s Quiz***
1872 Luther Crowell’s paper bag manufacturing machine
1876 Julius Wolff’s first canned sardines
1878 Thomas Edison’s phonograph invented to record and play sounds
1885 Washington Monument dedicated (started nearly 40 years earlier)
1903 Ladies Home Journal became first magazine with one million subscribers
1912 Jules Vedrines broke the 100mph barrier in a plane
1928 Figure skater Sonja Henie won 3 Olympic gold medals in St Moritz
1931 Alka Seltzer invented
1945 US Flag raised on Iwo Jima
1947 Edwin Land’s instant developing camera (polaroid)
1964 Ed Sullivan introduces the Beetles to US television
1971 President’s Day national holiday (combining Washington and Lincoln’s birthday holiday)
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"