12/09/20 Grif.Net - Snow Laughing Matter (part 2)
Robert Griffin
Q: What goes “Ho, Ho, Ho, thump”?
A: Santa laughing his head off
Q: What does everyone at the North Pole do when Santa’s out delivering toys?
A: Chill
Q: What is Santa's favorite state to visit delivering presents?
A: Idaho-ho-ho
Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia
Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can 'ho ho ho'
Q: When his sleigh is in the shop, what kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A: A Holly Davidson
Q: What do you call his pet cat walking on the beach?
A: Sandy Claws
Q: How you can tell that Santa is real and not make-believe?
A: You can always sense his presents
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws
Q: When Santa was a boy in school, how did he answer Roll Call in class?
A: Present
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it 'soots' him
Q: What's Santa's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap
Q: Why did Santa take 22 reindeer with him to Wal-Mart?
A: He thought the present would cost 20 bucks, but in case it was more he brought extra doe
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"