12/01/25 Grif.Net - Christmas Q&A
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[Whetting the appetite for “Crazy Christmas Content” coming up this month.]
Q: What’s the difference between Saint George and Santa’s reindeer?
A: One slays a dragon; the others are dragging a sleigh.
Q: Why does Santa enter houses through chimneys?
A: Because chimneys soot him.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pineapple.
Q: Did you know Santa actually only had two reindeer?
A: Rudolph and Olive, the other reindeer.
Q: What do young reindeer want for Christmas?
A: A pony sleigh station.
Q: What do you call it when all the elves clap for their boss?
A: Santapplause.
Q: What won top spot at this year’s Christmas palindrome award?
A: ‘A SANTA AT NASA’
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
Continue steadfastly in prayer,
being watchful in it with thanksgiving.
