12/21/21 Grif.Net - Christmas Q&A for Adults
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Q. Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
A. All he got was 25 days.
Q. What did the naughty soccer announcer get from Santa Claus?
A. COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
Q. What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?
A. Soy to the World
Q. What is the best possible holiday present?
A. A broken drum — you just can’t beat it
Q. With Covid still looming, how do the elves clean the sleigh before leaving Christmas Eve?
A. They use Santa-tizer
Q. Why was the snowman at the grocery store looking through the carrots?
A. He was picking his nose
Q. Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
A. Because he went down in History
Q. What sort of cowboys work herding Santa’s reindeer?
A. Jolly Ranchers
Q. How does Darth Vader cook his roast for Christmas dinner?
A. He likes it on the dark side
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"