06/23/20 Grif.Net - Musings of an Old Timer
Robert Griffin
[As I get on up in years – a ways from “ancient” but feel it some days - I have more time to think]
Asking myself what do gardeners do after they retire?
The best thing about being really old is a lack of peer pressure.
My doc say I can live to be eighty if I give up all the things that make me WANT to live to be eighty.
Regular naps prevent old age. 100% certain to work if I take one while driving.
As of today, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
I want to live forever, or die trying.
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
Time is the best teacher. The only problem is it kills all of its students.
My grandkids say, “If the music is too loud, you’re too old.”
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck and jumping to conclusions.
A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men. They’re also a lot more willing to die.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"