06/28/16 Grif.Net - Dissing Wyoming Students
Robert Griffin
[We continue giving you fodder to take pot-shots at students with the University of Wyoming. This is my home state for the past 28 years. Feel free to change the state or school to personalize any “diss” you’d like.]
Q: Why did Wyoming disband its water polo team?
A: All the horses drowned.
Q. What's the difference between a University of Wyoming co-ed and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and looks like it’s stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: Why did the Wyoming Cowboy’s coach only dress six players for this Saturdays game?
A: The assistant coaches helped dress the others.
Q: Why did the Wyoming regents decide to change the artificial turf War Memorial Stadium to cardboard?
A: Because the Cowboys always look better on paper.
Q: Why do Wyoming Cowboys basketball players use body heat-activated deodorant?
A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree".
Q: What’s the difference between Laramie and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has an active living culture.
Q: Why do the Wyoming Cowboys eat cereal straight from the box?
A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in War Memorial Stadium?
A: Two Cowboys fans drowned last year.
Q: Why did the Wyoming Cowboys change their uniforms to Orange?
A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"