10/04/22 Grif.Net - Status Updates from Friends
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Frank M boasts, “I've learned a lot from my mistakes, so I've decided to make many more. This way I can continue learning.”
Sharon C requests, “At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.”
Richard P bemoaned, “I bought a universal remote today. I was disappointed to find out that it does not, in fact, control the universe. Not even remotely.”
June V related, “People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into movie theaters. Well let’s just say, I have a few Twix up my sleeve.”
Mike J admitted, “I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.”
Lane B said that when his wife caught him standing on the bathroom scale sucking in his stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!”
He replied, “Sure, it does. It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
Kevin M shared, “I find the first five days after the weekend are the hardest.”
Lucille B confessed, “Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I am doing it.”
Tim M quipped, “I need a hug. Or six slices of bacon. You know what, forget the hug.”
Ken H shared that “My therapist’s favorite day of the week is Freud day.
Dory Tang said, “I’d better send myself an email, so I don’t forget. Oh, look! I’ve got an email.”
Paul O stated, “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"