09/29/10 Grif.Net - Titanic Jokes
Dr. Bob
week brought on a host of "Titanic" jokes. Here are some of the worst.]
What was the last thing anyone said on the Titanic? 'I know I ordered ice
but this is ridiculous!'
The difference between this office and the Titanic is.... they had a band!
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? About
halfway!
The chief designer of the Titanic had a lisp. That's unthinkable!
On the Titanic the captain calls a meeting of his officers:
'I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?'
'The good news', replies an officer.
'We'll get eleven Oscars.'
Management consultant to crewmember
Consultant: To confirm, are we short of lifebelts or lifeboats?
Crewmember: Both, Sir.
Consultant: Excellent, we've made savings across the board.
The Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying,
running and praying to God - just then a passenger had the following
conversation with the captain.
Passenger: How far is land, from here?
Captain: Two miles...
Passenger: Only two miles, then why these fools are making noise. I have the
experience of swimming even more.
Captain: .....????
Passenger: Just tell me in which direction land is two miles from here?
Captain: Downward.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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