01/10/22 Grif.Net - 2-line Odds & Ends

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I once read that in Alaska the men are men and so are the women.

It also mentioned that if you’re a single woman there, your odds are good, but the goods are odd.

 

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"Sherlock, why is your front door painted yellow?"
"A lemon entry, my dear Watson; a lemon entry.”

 

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I went to a theatrical performance on puns.

Found out it was just another play on words.

 

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Every chicken coop must only have 2 doors.

If it has 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

 

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I have lots of jokes about unemployed people.

None of them work.

 

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Two blind dudes are fighting viciously, and I didn’t want to get hurt trying to stop them.

So, I shouted, “I’m betting on the dude with the knife!”

 

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Know what is odd to me?

Any number not divisible by 2.

 

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I thought I could hide my real age by just acting like my grandchildren.

Turns out I was just kidding myself.

 

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Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together.

It's hard for them to stay in sink.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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