10/17/25 Grif.Net - Status Updates from my Friends
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James Z. boasted, “I’m getting stronger in old age! I now can lift $100 worth of groceries with just one hand.”
Ken H. reported, “Somebody just threw a handful of Omega 3 tablets at me! It's okay; I only suffered super fish oil injuries.”
Cynthia H. discovered, “China isn’t concerned about global warming because they already have a communist government.”
David C. concluded, “Sunday reminded me there is a heaven. Monday reminded me we’re not there yet.”
Mike B. said, “Siri must think I’m a bad driver. She said, ‘In 400 feet, pull over and let me out.”
Voddie B. preached, “Babies are by nature sinners. Think of them as vipers in diapers.”
Kathy V. ranted, “Auto correct can go to he’ll.”
Ken M. admitted, “I don't let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder to ignore.”
Alric S. whined, “Why do I push “one” for English, and still get someone who I can’t understand?”
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
