02/16/22 Grif.Net - Anti-Woke Joke
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[An “anti-woke joke” is a joke that makes fun of how sensitive and overly politically correct society has become]
What do you call a woke droid from Star Wars?
R2-Me2
What do you call a wolf that is woke?
An aware wolf.
What is the difference between the internet and the North Pole?
The internet has more snowflakes.
Why did some stores quit selling shampoo?
They heard it might offend bald people.
Why were the environmental activists protesting outside the elementary school?
They heard a rumor that kids on the playground were singing "Rain, rain, go away."
What do a woke people and a paleontologist have in common?
They all enjoy digging up the past.
Why have all toothpaste ads been banned?
Apparently, people with no teeth are extremely offended.
Unfortunately, did you hear that NASCAR has been cancelled?
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"