05/01/17 Grif.Net - Bad Humor

[Robert Griffin]

[Yes, everyone is excited to get a new round of old puns on the first of every month J ]

 

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

 

I was going to buy some Velcro, but it seemed like a rip off.

 

Bakers share their bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

 

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

 

A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation.

He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!"

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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