01/15/25 Grif.Net - Status Updates of my Friends
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Becca D. reminded us, “This time of year, everyone should know the symptoms of the Amish Flu. First you get a little horse, then a little buggy.”
Ken M. fretted, “I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.”
Jacob A. said, “I was going to start a taxi service for seniors and call it Oldsmobile.”
Joy H. admitted, “My Christmas tree wasn't just happy to have its decorations removed; it was delighted.”
Wayne M. related his conversation:
Me: "I gotta tell you this is not a typical gym, and I'm really impressed."
Cashier: "Sir, this a bakery."
Ken H. reminisced, “I used to look at my grandparents and think, ‘I’ll never be that old.’ Yet here I am, livin’ the dream.”
John K. warned, “Dangerous cold -- in 10 minutes or less can cause frostbite on bare skin" So if you go outside barenaked, don't stay longer than 9 minutes.
Shawna T. lamented, “I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.”
Richard G. confessed, “I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers. I’m so good at that one.”
James B. shared, “I just met a microbiologist. He was taller than I thought he would be.”
Christine L. asked, “Why do people say ‘Tuna Fish’ sandwich? Nobody says ‘Chicken Bird’ sandwich.”
Scott M. “We need a 12-step group for us compulsive talkers. We could call it On Anon Anon.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
