08/19/24 Grif.Net - Grif Has the Answers
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[Many questions come across my desk each day. Here are some from last week, along with insightful answers.]
Q: Do you know where to buy chicken broth in bulk?
A: The Stock Market.
Q: Where do bad rainbows go?
A: To prism. But it’s a light sentence.
Q: What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.
Q: What do you call a broken can opener that doesn’t work?
A: A can’t opener.
Q: What do you call bears with no ears?
A: B.
Q: What happens at the pharmaceutical company when everything quiets down?
A: You can hear a cough drop.
Q: Do you think there’s a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters?
A: Yes, but it’s just shift work.
Q: Is there a big problem with telling a time-traveling joke during a speech?
A: I know they didn’t like it.
Q: Did the person who invented Lifesavers get rich?
A: He made a mint.
Q: What is a resume?
A: A list of things I hope future employers never ask me to do.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
