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Did you hear the one about . . . the elephant with diarrhea?

It’s all over town.

Did you hear the one about . . . the canyon?

It’s Grand.

Did you hear the one about . . . the bed?]

It hasn’t been made up yet.

Did you hear the one about . . . the rocket?

It is totally out of this world.

Did you hear the one about . . . two holes in the ground?

Well, well.

Did you hear the one about . . . the boxer?

It will knock you out.

Did you hear the one about . . . the scissors?

It’s a real cut up.

Did you hear the one about . . . the sewing machine?

It will have you in stitches.

Did you hear the one about . . . Oscar Mayer lunch meat?

It’s all bologna.

Dr Bob Griffin

“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”