12/02/13 Grif.Net - Monthly Word Plays and Puns

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Dr Bob Griffin

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Dec 2, 2013, 3:16:28 AM12/2/13
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At our house, we had some goblin on Halloween, but a whole lot more gobblin'
at Thanksgiving.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things
literally.

The 'Prosperity Gospel' is like preaching to acquire.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Two girls named Pat moved into the wolf's neighborhood and he ate both. He
said he couldn't resist; after all they were new Tricias.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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