12/08/17 Grif.Net - A Fun Week of Insults, part 5

[Robert Griffin]

When asked, "What do you think of Western Civilization?", Mahatma Gandhi replied, "I think it would be a good idea."

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts, for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

 

"The tautness of his face sours ripe grapes." - William Shakespeare

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I'm afraid this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

 

"If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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