04/17/24 Grif.Net - Are Lame Jokes a Tax Write-Off? (part 3)

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>IRS agents are always tired after April 15th because their work is so taxing.

 

>My Moms knew I would be a CPA when I grew up. When we read Cinderella and the pumpkin turns into a golden carriage, I asked, "Mom, is that ordinary income or capital gain?"

 

> I am saving to grow a garden and landscape my property by building a hedge fund.

 

> I don’t plan to retire, but someday I’ll just close the books.

 

> In figuring my taxes, I always stop at nothing to avoid a negative balance.

 

> My CPA doesn’t see the glass as half-empty or half-full, just that the glass as twice as large as necessary.

 

> I once helped the defend a local church from an IRS audit that claimed they were reporting false profits.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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