10/14/25 Grif.Net - Ten Old Questions
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[Here are some OLD questions/answers that may still bring a chuckle or groan to each of us today]
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener.
How come it was called the “Dark Ages”?
There were a lot of knights.
Why did the ghost go to rehab?
He was addicted to boos.
What is the best way to criticize your boss?
Very quietly.
Do you know what’s odd?
Every other number.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
How do you measure a snake?
In inches because they don’t have feet.
What do dentists call x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Ian.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”
