09/09/24 Grif.Net - Oxymorons (part 1)

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Sep 9, 2024, 10:48:28 AM9/9/24

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Here is part of the list of 50 common oxymorons for your enjoyment. In case you’re wondering, "Grif Net Humor" is NOT on the list

50. Act naturally

49. Found missing

48. Resident alien

47. Advanced BASIC

46. Genuine imitation

45. Airline Food

44. Good grief

43. Same difference

42. Almost exactly

41. Government organization

40. Sanitary landfill

39. Alone together

38. Legally drunk

37. Silent scream

36. British fashion

35. Living dead

34. Small crowd

33. Business ethics

32. Soft rock

31. Butt Head

30. Military Intelligence

29. Software documentation

28. New York culture

27. New classic

26. Sweet sorrow

(top 25 tomorrow)

Dr Bob Griffin

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