03/03/08 Grif.Net - Hamburger Helper
Dr Bob Griffin
Q. Are hamburgers male?
A. Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!
Q. Can a hamburger go on a date with a hot dog?
A. Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Q. Can you name two burgers who are royalty?
A. Sir Loin Burger and Burger King!
Q. Do they ever serve hamburgers in Transylvania?
A. Very rare-ly.
Q. Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A. Because it's in the ground state.
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ANSWERS to records and unusual numbers (from last week)
On Sept. 13, 1922 the hottest recorded temperature on Earth was + 136
degrees Fahrenheit in El Azizia in Libya. This eclipsed the old record on
July 10, 1913 of + 134 degrees Fahrenheit in Death Valley,
The harmless whale shark holds the title of largest fish, with the record
being a 59 footer captured in Thailand in 1919. The blue whale (largest
animal in the world) was a record 110 foot female. It is not known how the
angler got this beast home or how they fit it in the freezer
A 379 foot Redwood in Redwood National Park is currently the world's largest
tree.
99 % of the natural gas used in the United States comes from North America.
The tongue of the anteater is over 25 inches long... kissy kissy.
The oldest animal on Earth was born in 1830. Her name is Harriet; she's a
Galapagos land tortoise
What is the deadliest animal in Africa? Hippos kill more than 400 people in
Africa - more than any other wild animal.
If Brooklyn, New York became independent of New York City, it would be
ranked as the 3rd largest city in the United States. (After the remainder of
New York which would still be #1, and #2 Los Angeles)
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
"Jesus knows me, this I love"