11/19/25 Grif.Net - Dead Frog (+ ANSWERS to "Last" Quiz)
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One of the kindergarten teachers had a child come up to her while they were on an outdoor activity and say he had found a frog.
The teacher asked if the frog was dead or alive. The little boy said, "Dead".
The teacher asked how he knew, to which the boy replied, "I p'ssed in its ear and it didn't move."
Taken aback at this, the teacher said, "You did WHAT?"
The angelic 5-year-old said, "You know, I bent down to his ear and said 'Pssst' and it didn't move, so figured it must be dead."
~~~ANSWERS TO “LAST” QUIZ~~~
1. In the NFL draft, what title is given to the LAST player chosen? Mr. Irrelevant
2. In what city did the Beatles perform their LAST concert? San Francisco
3. What was the title of the LAST major “silent” movie? Four Feathers
4. What was the make of the LAST car that rolled off its assembly line in August 1958? Packard
5. Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, but who was the LAST to walk on it 3 years later? Gene Cernan
6. Who started life as a King but at LAST became a U.S. President? Gerald Ford (born Leslie King)
7. When holocaust perpetrator Adolf Eichmann faced execution for his crimes, what was his LAST meal? Carmel Wine (best in Israel)
8. What is the most common LAST name in the World? Wang
9. Who is the character that began as “Jumpman”, but the LAST name given to him is most familiar now? Mario
10. Gordon Sumner thought he needed a new name as a musician. What is the LAST name he chose? Sting
11. Of the three Rice Krispie “kids”, which was born LAST? Crackle & Pop are twins (1941); Snap was first (1933)
12. When listing all the house/garden/car tasks to do, a poll showed this was always listed LAST? Cleaning Toilet/Bathroom
13. What common English word is considered to be the only one with LAST two letters “M” and “T”? Dreamt
14. What was the LAST day (month/day/year) the US mint produced a penny? Nov 12, 2025 (LAST week)
15. What is the most common LAST name in the USA? Smith
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”
