12/29/25 Grif.Net - Don't Like a Gift?
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TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY ABOUT A CHRISTMAS GIFT YOU DIDN'T LIKE
10. Of all the gifts I received, this is one of them.
9. Well, well, well ...
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Boy, I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. To think -- I got this gift the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like:
1. "I really don't deserve this."
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
