10/29/20 Grif.Net - Thanks, Mom

[Robert Griffin]

**On my wedding day my mother told the groom, “Sorry. No refunds or exchanges on sale items.” 

Thanks, Mom.

 

**I told my mom she was standing too close and invading my personal space, so she answered, “You came out of my personal space. This makes us even.” 

Thanks, Mom.

 

**Mom listened to me complain about my driver’s license photo and said, “If you want a better picture, get a better face.” 

Thanks, Mom.

 

**Mom said, “I’m leaving for the weekend, so I hid $50 in your room for food.  Clean your room and you’ll find it.” 

Thanks, Mom.

 

**Mom warned me, “Be nice to your little sister.  You might need one of her kidneys someday.” 

Thanks, Mom.

 

**I told mom I expected a boyfriend and a new car for my next birthday. She replied, “A Ken doll and Hot Wheels. Got it” 

Thanks, Mom.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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