11/14/06 Grif.Net - Home Security System

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[Many say a Home Security System is too expensive. But Dave (who came from
South Carolina) suggested this.]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo and your
NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim - I went for more ammunition. Back in
about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in
it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait in your truck
till I get back."

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given