09/15/21 Grif.Net - Sarcasm: the Gift That Keeps Giving
Robert Griffin
{More random thoughts on the under-appreciated gift of sarcasm]
**My level of sarcasm has reached the point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
**I don’t like making plans in case they lead to the word ‘premeditated’ being thrown around in a courtroom.
**I’m sorry. While you were talking I was struggling to figure out why you think I care.
**My life’s been full of disappointments and you’ve just been added to the list.
**When I said how stupid can you be it wasn’t meant to be a challenge.
**No, I wouldn’t say I’m the best in the world but I’m confident I’m in the Top 1.
**You should be careful if you don’t want to be offended. I can speak fluent sarcasm.
**You think you’re street smart but I’m guessing that’s Sesame Street..
**Oh, you were talking to me? I’m sorry I thought there was something wrong with you.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"