08/15/11 Grif.Net - Office Co-Workers

[Dr. Bob]

My co-worker didn't come into work today. He called this morning and said he
was having a vision problem. When I asked what was wrong, he replied, "I
just can't see myself at work today."

I told the new employee, 'You can name your own salary here. I call mine
Fred.'

The new gal confided in me, "I'm just working here till a good fast-food job
opens up."

Sign on a co-worker's desk: "Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for
hours".

Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words the boss uses to get us to work for free.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it
made.

Sign on Bob's desk: "Too few of the bucks stop here".

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Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"