12/04/19 Grif.Net - Did You Hear?
Robert Griffin
Did you hear about the quarterback who faked the throw and ran the ball?
It was a faux pass.
Did you hear about the old lady who lived in a shoe?
When she became an empty-nester, she moved to a flat.
Did you hear about the two medical residents invited to a Halloween party and bought one set of army fatigues?
One wore the top half and the other wore the bottom half and went as an upper and lower GI.
Did you hear about the gang of jewel thieves that never got caught?
Evidently they had a good ring leader.
Did you hear about the girl I wanted to date but she knew only four vowels?
She didn't know I existed.
Did you hear about the glassblower who inhaled at work?
He left early with a pane in his stomach.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"