**I refused to believe my road-worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
**My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five.
**My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.
**We asked our oldest son to go play with his brother, explaining that this was basically the reason we had him.
**The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the stupid fire trucks ruined it.
**When I call a family meeting I turn off the house WIFI and wait for them all to come running.
**The Chinese family next door had a baby born almost a month before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"