Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
When looking for a reason why people do certain things, never rule out sheer stupidity.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Ignorance of the Law of Karma is no excuse
Enjoy yourself. These are the “good old days” you’re going to miss in the years to come.
People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.
It’s hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect -- so why practice?
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"