11/12/25 Grif.Net - Confession of a Senior Citizen (part 8)

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“I heard about a dating site for people my age. It’s called Carbon Dating".

“I define ‘dressing up’ as putting on a clean pair of pajamas.”

“I’m glad I learned to laugh at trouble when I was younger, because now I don’t have much else to laugh at.”

“I was asked if I preferred boxers or briefs. I said ‘Depends.’”

“I will probably leave this world just like I came – bald, confused, and wearing a diaper.”

“I asked the YMCA to replace water in the pool with coffee. It seemed the best way to dive into the morning.”

"I went to the doctor because I thought I had arthritis. I don't. I have early-onset rigor mortis".

Dr Bob Griffin

“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”