01/14/21 Grif.Net - Snow Laughing Matter (part 9)
Robert Griffin
Q: What happens when winter arrives?
A: Autumn leaves
Q: What do snowmen say when they take pictures?
A: Freeze
Q: Why did the farmer only wear one boot to town?
A: Weatherman said there would be a 50% chance of snow
Q: Why do Arctic bears and Antarctic penguins not get along?
A: They are polar opposites
Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your freezer?
A: He’s still there
Q: Did you know that a cyclops's favorite winter sport is sking?
A: It's like skiing, but with one “i”
Q: If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
A: Snowbows
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: Why was it terrible for Humpty Dumpty to have a bad winter?
A: It's a shame because he had such a great fall
Q: What sort of cakes do Snowmen like best?
A: Any kind with thick icing.
Q: What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
A: It knocked him out cold
Q: How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story?
A: A bit shaken up
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"