12/04/23 Grif.Net - Status Updates of my Friends
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Tony L reminded us, “90% of all electric vehicles are still on the road. The other 10% made it home.”
Bill S lamented, “The other day I yelled into a colander, and I think I strained my voice.”
Dana L commented, “Three years ago my doctor thought I might be going deaf. Thankfully, I haven’t heard from him since.”
Debbie D rejoiced, “My husband and I make a good team. I’m about to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and he’s taking the batteries out of the smoke detectors.”
Richard G said, “I once lived a stone’s throw from a family who all died from mysterious head injuries.”
Ken H stated, “A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion. But doesn’t.”
Tim M added, “Some people are more on the right. Some people are more on the left. Some people are just more ons.”
Ken M quipped, “I just realized that the last day of 2023 will be 123123.”
Wayne I. related, “Tripped on Kleenex box and thought I'd broken my toe. The Doctor said it was just some tissue damage.”
Vince S thought, “My neighbor said he couldn’t afford his water bill. I sent him a get well card.”
‘Pete’ P admitted, “I’ve been diagnosed with a fear of giants. It is called feefiphobia.”
Marily L warns, “Santa’s been reading your posts all year long. Most of you are getting dictionaries.”
And I add my own: “I just found a website for delicious sausages. I’ll send you a link.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
