04/28/20 Grif.Net - Birthday
Robert Griffin
My wife Teresa is celebrating her special day under house-arrest. Since I can’t go to the store to purchase one, I’m looking for some sweet sentiment to give her in a home-made card, showing what I think of her.
What’s your opinion of these?
**Option #1 – “Sweetheart, not saying you are “old” but I think having a 2-digit social security number is really special.”
**Option #2 – “Happy birthday, Teresa, to someone who is smart, funny, good-looking and reminds me a lot of myself.”
**Option #3 – “Dear, it’s birthday time again, and obviously this past year you’ve gained more than just 365 days.”
**Option #4 -
“Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.”
**Option #5 – “Honey, don’t be all weird about getting older. Your age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.”
**Option #6 “Babe - When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"