12/01/05 Grif.Net - Time Off Work

[Dr Bob Griffin]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light
bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked: "What are you
doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple
of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker
followed me toward the door, the Boss said to her, "And where do you think
you're going?"

She replied, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!"

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Dr Bob
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