06/08/09 Grif.Net - The Universe

[Dr. Bob]

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds
the universe together." Carl Zwanzig

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not
sure about the former." Albert Einstein

"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for
those people who can't remember where they leave things." Edward P. Tryon

"I'm astounded by people who want to `know' the universe when it's hard
enough to find your way around Chinatown." Woody Allen

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people
very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." Douglas Adams

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." Rich Cook

There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a
plan for." Fred Hoyle

"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." Ray Bradbury

"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a
charge." Edward Chilton

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is
that it has never tried to contact us." Calvin and Hobbes

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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus knows me, this I love"